Remembering My Grandfather
When I
was little growing up. I had it mixed in every manner. My
grandfather (May his soul rest in peace) normally told me very awkward things,
some were true but most were lies. I got to know this only in my 20s. The lies
will be published soon.
I once
told my dad that his father-in-law told me that all things die and that in the
end, even death shall die (my dad won't remember this).
My
grandfather thought it wise to correct a 'non-error' thing. He told me that a
Gentleman drink is never served unless it is served in a tumbler. He had a day
before his death tried suing an airline for invasion. The plane had almost
blown off his roof. I remember him saying it was “…trespass to space.”
On the
appointed day of his death, the old guy said when people die they go to heaven
and it's cool there: lots of light, music, sweet food, big big akpukpa, sweet kunu, soya milk and Jollof rice.
I was
like ka mimi? I can't wait to die!
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